Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Some Fun Internet Laws

I have been an admirer and avid reader of Murphy's Laws. While sounding very contrary they are the ironical truth that we encounter everyday. I thought of writing some internet laws based on the concepts of Murphy's Laws. These were designed as twitter post within 140 characters and helped me build (I think)a following of over 650 friends.

These internet laws would surely help you to relax from the strenuous internet marketing efforts of building all those web pages, SEO work, Article marketing etc. So relax and have some fun.

Srinivasan's Internet Law 4 : 'Every new idea seems like the next million dollars till you find 100's doing the same without results'

Srinivasan's Internet Law 5 :Your earnings are disproportionate to time spent. Gurus make you believe otherwise.

Srinivasan's Internet Law 6: You will never fail to hit the delete button when you want to save important information

Srinivasan's Internet Law 7: New make money products will keep popping up to fill all the available credit card limits.

Srinivasan's Internet Law 8: The attention span of a website is only as long as it takes to load.

Srinivasan's Internet Law 9: All make money eproducts aimed at newbies can only be used by the newbies to make money for the product creator

Srinivasan's Internet Law 10: The Sales Page - Any simple sentence will be worded in the most complex way

Srinivasan's Internet Law 11: Invariably the servers crash when an internet guru launches a new product

Srinivasan's Internet Law 12: "Even a newby can make money in the next one hour"...for the product creator

Srinivasan's Internet Law 13: All great sites were never meant to be

Srinivasan Internet Law 14: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


I lost the first three laws and watch out I may write some more internet laws.

Srinivasan Gopal
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